Vaccine against conspiracy theories
Now itīs here!
Are you a world dictator, global corporation
or a big military contractor for the UN, Afghanistan government or such and having problems with people starting to understand what you do? Do people ask questions and make their own research about things you would like to hide?
Do your citizens have conspiracy theories?
Text: Carl Grinde Date: 30 August 2011
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Uppdated October 11 2013
Donīt worry the solution is here!
Our conspiracy vaccine gives any user a strong overdose of extra dumb conspiracy theories, everything from faked moonlandings, Area 51 to reptilian alien royalists, snow man etc.
One dose is enough to create immediate lifetime immunization against any conspiracy theory -of any kind!
* vaccine proven 100% efficency
* no more problems with annoying reactions or embarrassing questions
* is the result of new science from Procter and Gamble, Merck, Baxter and BBC
What conspiracy vaccine is and how to take it
This conspiracy vaccine contains fabricated lies, hoaxes, stupid assumptions, over-ambitious analyses, non-facts dressed up like facts, exaggerated, mysterious and idiotic articles about British royal family, reptilian bloodlines, Princess Diana, UFOs and aliens.
*The purpose of the vaccine is to remedy conspiracy theories. The conspiracy vaccine stimulates a person's critical thinking with overdoses of non-facts and nonsense and makes him/her unable to discern the true conspiracy from fabricated lies,
and creates disinterest or distaste for anything that looks like a conspiracy theory.
*When someones eyes comes into contact with the conspiracy vaccine, then they are immune, immediately.
Here is the vaccination, to be taken in fully.
The ruling class of our world, the "elite" are in fact Reptilians, Aliens!
In this forum at Above top secret one of them steps out in the light and speaks directly to us!!
You can communicate with them!
"I am a generational member of a Ruling Bloodline Family.
Every so often, as per the directives of the Law of our Creator, a brief window of opportunity opens, whereby a select handful of our Family are required to make communication with our subjects, and offer you the chance to ask us any questions you would like answered.
I am double-bound in this duty. It is required of me by The Law of our Creator to offer this opportunity to you at this time, though I am also bound by the Law of (planetary) Free Will and by Family Oaths, that there is only so much I am able to say."
The global ruling elite are in fact reptilian aliens!
Elvis Presley still alive
There have been many purported sightings of Elvis Presley over the years since his death in 1977. He is still alive.
He is still alive. Iphone app out soon.
Conspiracy theory did we land on the moon?
Moonlanding faked!! Here is the evidence.
Jewsish conspiracy, Zionists banks, bank Zionists, Money jews -banking bank bank JEW!
All Jews and Zionists in the whole world wants your money! There is no doubt, USA, Zionists JEW! Banks JEW! New York Zionists, UFOīs JEW! ZION! ZION! Hate christians!
U.S. Government UFO/Alien cover-up
Area 51 is a military base, and a remote detachment of Edwards Air Force Base. All since 1950 daily UFO and alien activity has been documented on Area 51.
There are even bars and restaurants with alien waiters!
It is located in the southern portion of Nevada in the western United States, 83 miles (133 km) north-northwest of downtown Las Vegas.
Area 51 alien interview
Area 51 supermysterious hot link
Shapeshifting alien reporter
Alien abduction and UFO's
Alien abduction is an increasingly troublesome phenomenon which is in need of further research. It could happen to you.
Alien kidnapping UFOs
Real aliens captured on tape! (Warning some Gucci glasses these creatures wears might be fake.)
Twin Towers, the World Trade Center is still standing
All videos on internet showing the World trade center Twin towers fall are fabricated lies made by CNN and Fox News. They still stand!
The lies about september 11th 2001. The twin towers never fell down
The moon is yellow, circular and consists of cheddar cheese.
Protect yourself, be prepared.
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Holocaust denial super X-tra
Between the years 1939 and 1946 all countries in eastern Europe where test countries for Disneyland amusement parc prototypes.
There is no country named Germany or Poland and has never been.
Area 51 supermysterious hot link
Britney Spears does not exist at all
She is only a hologram.
Salsa dancing linked to cancer
Salsa dance-cancer-link-theory, 12 cases in Mexico confirmed by CDC.
Three of these cases were fatal. WHO
wants to ban all salsa dancing for at least 6 months to avoid this phenomenon reaches a global level.
Stop all salsa dancing!
-------------HOAX CONSPIRACY VACCINATION ENDS HERE---------------
Possible side effects of the conspiracy vaccine:
Life-threatening behaviour, problem-solving-reactions lost
* Conspiracy vaccine can be given at any time, at any age
* Clinical data suggest thats a single dose should be sufficient
If a second dose is administered there should be an interval of at least three weeks between the first and second dose. If a third dose is administered there should be an interval of at least, three weeks between the second and the third dose.
If nothing helps?
If, for some reason a person still have symptoms of conspiracy thoughts after taken the vaccine, then the last thing we can suggest is
The Periodic Table of Irrational Nonsense.
The Periodic Table of Irrational Nonsense
Elvis-aliens, Extraterrestrials, JFK murder, paralell universe, Maya 2012 Iphone app, Obama-snow man, templar knight, illuminati reptilian bloodlines,
zionist bankers, zionist gardening, moon-cheese theory,
The conspiracy vaccine was created jointly with Smart Ass Communications INC
N.M Rothschild group.
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